The Skunk Who Spoke Too Soon
- Ross Boulton
- Apr 23
- 3 min read
Updated: Apr 25
A satirical forest fable about difference, voice, and understanding

In the whisper-thick woods of Murmurlight Glen,
Where nonsense and news bounce again and again,
Lived critters of chatter and critters of hush,
Some speaking in sonnets, some scribbling in brush.
Some danced in patterns that looked quite absurd,
Some blinked out opinions, some mimicked a bird.
But all had a place, be they spinner or percher,
'Til a skunk made a stink like a headline researcher.
Sterling Skunkthorpe, with stripe freshly fluffed,
Marched to the Stump of Concern looking puffed.
Wearing a sash that read "Sniff First, Then Speak,"
He declared, "There's a crisis. It started last week!"
“These children! These flappers! These quiet odd ducks!
They don’t hoot, don’t harmonize, don’t organize trucks!
They twirl in the thickets and hum without tune—
They’ll never pay taxes or woo by the moon!”
"I've sniffed out the studies! Consulted the fog!
Listened to whispers from Wartnose the Frog!
My graphs (self-assembled) show cause for alarm!
Some of our hatchlings don't even farm!"
The critters all blinked, unsure what to say,
'Til Finchlet the Curious peeped in his way.
(Or Pipkin or Pippin—he changed day to day,
As small ones often do when they’re learning their way.)
He fluffed up his feathers and opened his beak,
"Is it true that they're broken? Too quiet to speak?
Are they really so lost that they can't be a friend?
Or are you just yelling too loud to pretend?"
Then Navi the Nightingale cleared her soft throat,
A song floating up like a musical note:
💫 "Not all who whisper are lost in the breeze,
Some speak in patterns that most never seize."
"There's Rory the Raccoon who paints with his tail,
And Luma the Loon who writes weather in hail.
There's Olive the Owl who speaks in equations—
They’re just on a different set of vocations."
But Sterling Skunkthorpe was not to be slowed,
He clutched his briefcase and dramatically glowed.
"Some don't even rhyme! Or perch in a queue!
They've never once shouted a slogan or two!"
From the reeds came old Myrtle, a turtle quite blunt,
Who always preferred to get straight to the punt.
She said, "Sterling, dear, you've sniffed far too long.
You’re confusing loud noise with what's right or what's wrong."
She held up a carving, a poem in shell,
From Rory the raccoon who'd nothing to tell—
In speech, at least. But his message was strong,
And in Myrtle’s low voice, it rolled like a song:
"I flap when I'm thinking. I spin when I'm calm.
My silence is thunder, my stillness is balm.
I may not declare, but I shimmer and gleam—
We all get to matter. We all get to dream."
The crowd gave a pause—not a cheer, not a snort,
Just time for reflection, which truth tends to court.
And Finchlet (or Pippin, depending on light),
Said, "I think I was wrong to think quiet means slight."
He scribbled a note in a leaf he had pressed:
"Not every song needs a solo or jest.
Some voices bloom once we bother to rest."
Even Sterling sat down, deflating a bit,
And muttered, "Perhaps I've been full of hot twit."
He offered a nod, his pomposity spent,
And promised to fact-check the next time he vent.
🌟 Moral:
"To truly see, don’t just demand—
Some truths unfold like shells in your hand."
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