Welcome: Read me First

Welcome to my collection of satirical reflections on current events—told in sharp, rhythmic verse and brought to life by a cast of whimsical woodland creatures.

Each fable is crafted to introduce children to big ideas like diversity, equity, inclusion, leadership, economics, and moral courage—blending humor, heart, and a dash of mischief along the way.

These stories are meant to delight young readers, while offering a knowing smile to adults who recognize the real-life echoes beneath the leaves.

Enjoy! It’s free—and if you’re kind, feel free to leave a comment. 🐿️🍁📚

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DISCLAIMER (For Those Who Might Squawk): These tales are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real-world eagles—living, tweeting, impeaching themselves on TV, or selling gold-plated cards—is entirely coincidental and also totally hilarious. No goats, eagles, badgers, raccoons, or other woodland creatures were harmed while writing the fable and no maple trees were tariffed. All glitter has been cleared by the Forest Fairness Tribunal. If you feel personally targeted, we recommend a deep breath, a snow angel, and three sips of raccoon-certified cocoa. Have a good day!