No Kings. No Crowns. Just Kindness
- Ross Boulton
- Jun 11
- 2 min read
Updated: Jun 14

šāØ The Roosterās March and the Meadowās ReplyA satirical forest fable by Forest Moss
On June 14th, while one rooster crows with tanks and titles...The forest gathers, not to cheerābut to remember:
š± āNo Kings. No Crowns. Just Kindness.ā
In a world of struts and spectacles, the smallest voices still glow.
Read the full fable and share the light.
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*(Inspired by āNo Kings Day,ā June 14th, 2025)*
By Forest Moss (c)2025
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š² The Fable Beginsā¦
In Redwood Ridge, where roosters crow,
A gilded throne stood all aglow.
And on this perch, with pomp and pride,
Sat Goldcrest, puffed and eagle-eyed.
He flared his crown and beat his chest,
āMy rule,ā he cried, āis what is best!
This forest needs a show of mightā
Bring boots and drums and feathers bright!ā
He summoned Stagguard, clad in steel,
To march the ridge with forceful zeal.
A birthday bash, a flagday cheer,
With echoes meant to stoke some fear.
In Spark Park, critters gathered wide,
But not to watch the Roosterās stride.
They held up signs in leaf and bark:
āNo Kings!ā they wrote, āNo Crowns! No Lark!ā
From Foggy Hollow came the shy,
From Thistleton, the keen of eye.
From brambled bluffs to riverās edgeā
They marched with moss and solemn pledge.
Lantern, glowing soft but brave,
Spoke first upon a lifted stave:
āNo nest is ruled by claw or plumeā
We bloom by light, not flags of doom.ā
And Moss the Mole, with velvet paws,
Declared beneath the fernleaf laws:
āThe roots donāt kneel. The seeds donāt bow.
No crown shall bend the birch or bough.ā
The Rooster scoffed, āThey spoil my day!
A thousand fools who chirp and bray!
Itās Flagday, too! You all forgetā
And Armyās Dayādonāt hedge your bet!ā
Yet none would cheer his strutting band,
Not even those he paid firsthand.
For whispers flew like seeds on breezeā
And truth, once spread, infects like fleas.
A beetle passed out bitter tea,
A mole unveiled a mock decree,
A squirrel waved a paper crown
Then placed it gently upside down.
The Rooster raged, his feathers shook,
His mirror cracked, he could not look.
And though he crowed until nightās fallā
The forest stood⦠no king at all.
š± Moral Rhyme
No root will bend to gilded ruleāThe trees remember every fool.
š¬ Why I Wrote This
On June 14, 2025, thousands of Americans rose for No Kings Dayāa peaceful response to parades of power. This fable captures that spirit in animal allegory. Even when crowned claws demand attention, the forest still listens to roots.
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